Helloooo day-when-i-am-too-old-to-still-be-sporting-my-college-sweatshirt! Finally we meet, and I'm dressed for the occasion. Shall we dance?

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Fumes

(S)He who is in an abusive relationship with some disgusting perfume or cologne, choking innocent bystanders everyday, is often the same person who can't stop complaining about that accidental burnt popcorn smell occuring in the office twice a year.

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